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The Bad Touch - The Bloodhound Gang

"The Bad Touch" is the first single by The Bloodhound Gang off their 1999 album Hooray for Boobies. The song propelled the group into stardom, with lyrics such as "You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals / so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel". It was released in 1999 internationally and a year later in the US and UK. The song was also remixed by Eiffel 65, who also enjoyed a similar short-term success at the time. The music is based on the Pet Shop Boys song "In the Night" (the B-side of the "Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money)" single from the album Please).

The song's highly distinctive video features the band dressed in monkey costumes with enormous oversized ears, dancing around Paris – the Eiffel Tower is visible in many shots. During the video, the band first use a blowgun to shoot tranquilizer darts into the legs of several passing ladies, and carry them away. They then use a fishing rod to dangle a piece of Bread in front of a group of chefs, enticing them to follow. The band swallow several maggots, before finding two stereotypically effeminate gay men in a cafĂ©, who are then beaten over the head with baguettes and knocked unconscious. A dwarf mime artist is captured in a net, and then thrown into a cage with the ladies, chefs, and gay couple. The band leap around the cage taunting their captives. As the song draws to an end, the prisoners are released and all dance together in formation in the street. The mime artist escapes and is run over by a speeding Renault 5 car driven by one of the band.

Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch by Deportivo29

Scroll and Sing:
("Ha ha, well now! We call this the act of mating. But there are several
other very important differences between human beings and animals that you
should know about.")

(whisper: "I'd appreciate your input")

Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought me
and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes, I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch, you want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want to you smothered, want you covered, like my Waffle House hash browns
Come quicker than Fed Ex, never reaching apex like Coca-Cola stock you are
inclined to make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

(do it now)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(do it again now)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(gettin' horny now)

Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean, means "small craft
So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battle ship
Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time", you'll Lovett just like
And then we'll do it doggie style so we can both watch X-Files


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